zaxrex wrote:What kind of crack did they feed the engineer who designed the exhaust manifold?
<morning of exhaust prototype unveiling at BMW headquarters>
<manifold engineer had spent the whole night into the morning celebrating the completion of the new manifold at a local pub...and now realizes that he set his alarm for PM, not AM...he is running .5 hours late

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<Quick morning S.S.S., grab some coffee, grab the manifold(s) sitting on the test bench, and hit the road...that is the game plan>
<Little does he know that a squirrel had died right outside his large apartment flat right before a long set of stairs>
<In a rush, he misses seeing the squirrel, catches it under foot and down the flight of stairs he goes...the manifolds which were long headers have no been squished down to shorty headers w/ a wild maze of pipe direction>
<OH $#IKKAKA comes out at the decibels of a 747 right overhead...time to face the music and take it there...try to explain everything and hope they give him an extension to make a new set to test>
<Manifold engineer arrives late, there are 50 higher up executives waiting impatiently for the unveiling...he unveils the mangled mess w/ intent to explain...>
<...he is greeted by great applause...one executive takes the podium and states that he was just expecting to see a boring long type exhaust manifold but was pleasantly relieved to see him thinking out of the box and being daring...>
<Manifold engineer is promoted to chief engineer to oversee all engineers operations>
THE END
NOTE: Hope this makes sense...I got no sleep b/c I have this crazy dream that was a mix of "Heroes", "Lost", "Eragon", "Resident Evil", "The 5th Element" and some crazy Japanese animation...very cool dream nonetheless.