700HP H2!

sirwilliam · Post by **sirwilliam** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:20 am

http://tinyurl.com/nku3d

"German automotive performance house Geiger specialises in American cars and outrageous one-offs, and is hence accustomed to unusual customer requests. So the request from a Texas sheriff to turn his personal emergency vehicle into the world’s fastest police HUMMER represented a special challenge and one which was approached with pride. The resultant vehicle is now bound for the U.S.A and sports a supercharged 7.0-liter engine with 700 hp (515 kW). As if that’s not enough, the black and white HUMMER H2 has a brutal torque output which peaks at 904 Nm at 4,260 rpm and surely slingshots the beastie to its electronically-limited top speed of 250 km/h. That should be fast enough for the sheriff to catch just about any speedster ... though we suspect few people would wish to have this sheriff on their case."

Cereb Daithi · Post by **Cereb Daithi** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:29 am

A) What the HELL is up with those rims
B) that sheriff looks like a jackass
and
C)

that picture makes me uneasy... would you trust a police officer that poses for pics brandishing a firearm like this? am i the only one that finds that picture somewhat.. unsettling

Post by **ElZorro** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:43 am

d) tax payers should be really really upset...

Post by **complacent** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:52 am

grrrrrrr.

Post by **Sabre** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:16 pm

ElZorro wrote:d) tax payers should be really really upset...

BTW 904 Nm = 666 lbs/ft of torque

Talk about abuse of power/money...

zaxrex · Post by **zaxrex** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:50 pm

This is his community relations platform.

"I's the LAW 'round these parts. Now I gonna do whateva the heeeell I want, and you not gonna say nuthin', 'cause I own your ass, son."

sirwilliam · Post by **sirwilliam** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:19 pm

And you know this is the H2 "Fuel Economy" edition

spazegun2213 · Post by **spazegun2213** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:33 pm

sirwilliam wrote:And you know this is the H2 "Fuel Economy" edition

oh yea... ROFL!!!

chicken n waffles · Post by **chicken n waffles** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:42 pm

my picture was deleted?

Post by **Sabre** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:06 pm

chicken n waffles wrote:my picture was deleted?

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:54 pm

chicken n waffles wrote:my picture was deleted?

the pic of you being forced into the back of the H2 police cruiser after a particularly vicious tasing?

snaab · Post by **snaab** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:24 pm

The last shot, from the side, it looks like a fridge flying down the road.

Doesn't this make more sense? It's a bit more capable of taking a corner than the Hummer.

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:26 pm

sirwilliam wrote:That should be fast enough for the sheriff to catch just about any speedster"

Somehow I think if the persuit lasted long enough the H2 would run out of gas because the "speedster" would get better gas mileage.

chicken n waffles · Post by **chicken n waffles** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:18 am

Mr Kleen wrote:
chicken n waffles wrote:my picture was deleted?
the pic of you being forced into the back of the H2 police cruiser after a particularly vicious tasing?

!

i wish

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:03 am

hey kids, you like this truck? we took it from a drug dealer. don't deal drugs or you'll end up with a pimped H2 and we might take it from you!

wait, that didn't come out right....

Post by **Sabre** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:32 am

So true...

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