Raytheon sells its first 'pain ray'

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Raytheon sells its first 'pain ray'

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So THIS is what's been keeping a certain Raytheon employee so occupied.
We're not sure exactly who placed the order -- news of an "Impending Direct Commercial Sale" was just one bullet point of many at Raytheon's recent presentation at a NATO workshop on anti-pirate technologies.
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Raytheon sure loves its lasers, and it's proving so with the crowd-repelling Silent Guardian. The device, which is part of the Directed Energy Solutions program, is reportedly designed to be mounted onto a military vehicle where it can "throw a wave of agony nearly half a mile," penetrating enemy skin just 1/64th of an inch and not causing "visible, permanent injury." Essentially, the invisible beam has the ability to inflict "limitless, unbearable pain," which seems to stop just as soon as you're able to get out of the ray's path. According to its maker, the machine could be used in "various commercial and military applications including law enforcement, checkpoint security, facility protection, force protection and peacekeeping missions," and it's ready to calm the masses as we speak.
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Yep, it was developed some time ago. I've actually been wanting to get shot with it on the arm just to see what it's like..... Ya, I know, kind of a weird curiosity...
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Sabre wrote:Yep, it was developed some time ago. I've actually been wanting to get shot with it on the arm just to see what it's like..... Ya, I know, kind of a weird curiosity...
That's exactly why I got tazed...the first time. ;-)
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complacent wrote:
Sabre wrote:Yep, it was developed some time ago. I've actually been wanting to get shot with it on the arm just to see what it's like..... Ya, I know, kind of a weird curiosity...
That's exactly why I got tazed...the first time. ;-)
Thats funny, I did it for curiousity too... well, and the cute brunette... :)
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Update on this topic. I've been hit with the "death ray"... it's an interesting experience I'm glad I did and will not to ever repeat again.
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Raytheon realized that technology which can heat human skin at a distance can also be used to heat crops that are vulnerable to frost. One crop that is very sensitive to frost is grapes. In 2005 Ontario's overall yield of processed grapes fell by 54% due to injuries sustained by the grapes during winter. In 2007 California experienced $800 million in crop losses due to freezing temperatures with navel oranges being the hardest hit.

Existing methods of frost prevention include heaters, wind machines, sprinklers and helicopters in emergencies. These methods all have significant downsides. They are either noisy, costly, inefficient or are only effective under certain environmental conditions.

Two moths ago Raytheon deployed a prototype of their newly developed Tempwave system to an Ontario vineyard. Tempwave sits atop a 25 feet pole and is powered by the grid. When its sensors detect weather conditions that may result in frost, its low-level microwave delivers energy directly to the crop without wasting energy on heating the intervening air. As long as the Tempwave system has enough power delivered to it, frost protection is guaranteed.
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So by "anti-pirate" they mean the AK totting variety rather than the bittorenting variety?
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Raven wrote:So by "anti-pirate" they mean the AK totting variety rather than the bittorenting variety?
LOL, here's hoping!
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Baby steps.
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