
2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
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2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
I have two confessions:
- the whine of the blown vette motor is super hot.
- that car exudes "american muscle." i like it.
A very niche product, but it sure is pretty.
<--- still would take the vet every day and twice on sunday though.
- the whine of the blown vette motor is super hot.
- that car exudes "american muscle." i like it.
A very niche product, but it sure is pretty.
<--- still would take the vet every day and twice on sunday though.
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
Dyno queen? Sounded like he said 12-flat!
Hennessey must give good blowjobs or something, because I can't figure out why his media exposure is so high for someone that essentially duct-tapes cars together for maximum hp numbers until the esplode.

Hennessey must give good blowjobs or something, because I can't figure out why his media exposure is so high for someone that essentially duct-tapes cars together for maximum hp numbers until the esplode.
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test

Cobb/Surgeline is currently busy doing a Cobb Tuning Parts rebuild of the Hennessey GT-R after the owner encountered issues (and a complete lack of customer service from Hennessey). Have a look at some of the Hennessey build quality pics on p1. Not for the weak-stomached petrolhead.

http://www.nagtroc.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=37559
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
sweet shady jesus.GaToR wrote:![]()
Cobb/Surgeline is currently busy doing a Cobb Tuning Parts rebuild of the Hennessey GT-R after the owner encountered issues (and a complete lack of customer service from Hennessey). Have a look at some of the Hennessey build quality pics on p1. Not for the weak-stomached petrolhead.![]()
http://www.nagtroc.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=37559
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holy barf!GaToR wrote:![]()
Cobb/Surgeline is currently busy doing a Cobb Tuning Parts rebuild of the Hennessey GT-R after the owner encountered issues (and a complete lack of customer service from Hennessey). Have a look at some of the Hennessey build quality pics on p1. Not for the weak-stomached petrolhead.![]()
http://www.nagtroc.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=37559

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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
complacent wrote:I have two confessions:
- the whine of the blown vette motor is super hot.
- that car exudes "american muscle." i like it.


That's a shame that Hennessey let that car go out the door like that. Even if it was a prototype, there is no excuse for not doing it properly.
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
I would imagine this particular Camaro is done up the same way. This is the media tester, and does a great dyno run. But can't take off the line without smoking clutch like it has a note from its doctor.Sabre wrote:
That's a shame that Hennessey let that car go out the door like that. Even if it was a prototype, there is no excuse for not doing it properly.

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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
Wow...I had no idea. I shall forever never post another Hennessey car again. Not cool, Hennessey. 

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It gets worse if you read the comments from some of the former Viper owners.sirwilliam wrote:Wow...I had no idea. I shall forever never post another Hennessey car again. Not cool, Hennessey.
Hennessey is banned on essentially all forums that he tries to post on as a Supplier for whatever car he claims to tune.
It is a remarkable business formula. If I were to copy it, all I would do is make some sensational claims about my ability to tune cars to magazines, get TONS of press parading around my sustantial 'abilities.'
People would buy my kits based off of my brand recognition. Even though I would be giving everything on your car the 'angle grinder treatment' creating loose fitting parts and ruining all flanges so that nothing can be returned to stock.
Amazing that he's gone this long without ending up in jail, let alone bankruptcy. Seriously.
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
Sounded worse than it looked. (I was expecting something to be broken)
intake maf + pipe... albeit ugly, looks like it should function just fine.
The intake boot (if the flow is wide -> narrow ) is pretty lame. DIY pep boys kind of stuff. Nothing I'd charge money for. I'm sure they charged plenty.
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intake maf + pipe... albeit ugly, looks like it should function just fine.
The intake boot (if the flow is wide -> narrow ) is pretty lame. DIY pep boys kind of stuff. Nothing I'd charge money for. I'm sure they charged plenty.
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Except it didn't function fine...scheherazade wrote:Sounded worse than it looked. (I was expecting something to be broken)
intake maf + pipe... albeit ugly, looks like it should function just fine.
The intake boot (if the flow is wide -> narrow ) is pretty lame. DIY pep boys kind of stuff. Nothing I'd charge money for. I'm sure they charged plenty.
-scheherazade
That's why it has been taken to a reliable shop that stands behind their product.

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I did get through reading a whole bunch of the links to other forums...very taken back by it...I mean, wow. Seriously.GaToR wrote:It gets worse if you read the comments from some of the former Viper owners.sirwilliam wrote:Wow...I had no idea. I shall forever never post another Hennessey car again. Not cool, Hennessey.
Hennessey is banned on essentially all forums that he tries to post on as a Supplier for whatever car he claims to tune.
It is a remarkable business formula. If I were to copy it, all I would do is make some sensational claims about my ability to tune cars to magazines, get TONS of press parading around my sustantial 'abilities.'
People would buy my kits based off of my brand recognition. Even though I would be giving everything on your car the 'angle grinder treatment' creating loose fitting parts and ruining all flanges so that nothing can be returned to stock.
Amazing that he's gone this long without ending up in jail, let alone bankruptcy. Seriously.
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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
There is part of me that wants to bolt a roots supercharger on my Camaro.
All my cars have drum brakes and are sub 200 hp, what am I doing with my life?
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1990 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.

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Re: 2010 Hennessey HPE700 Camaro - Road Test
Need to figure out how to shoe horn it under the stock hood. I likes me a sleeper. 

All my cars have drum brakes and are sub 200 hp, what am I doing with my life?
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