Phone Fingers fight smudges, protect against STDs*

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Phone Fingers fight smudges, protect against STDs*

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*Screen Transmitted Diseases

Finger condoms for the avid iPhone user who can't be bothered with wiping off their screen every time it gets a little smudged.

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and as soon as you make/receive a call, the oils on your face will smudge it up. does that mean iphone users should wear head condoms, too?
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chicken n waffles wrote:and as soon as you make/receive a call, the oils on your face will smudge it up. does that mean iphone users should wear head condoms, too?
Yes, hopefully the kind that will seal around the neck for 2 minutes so that they only need to order one.....
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Sounds like a job for...FULL BODY CONDOM!!!

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Sabre wrote:
chicken n waffles wrote:and as soon as you make/receive a call, the oils on your face will smudge it up. does that mean iphone users should wear head condoms, too?
Yes, hopefully the kind that will seal around the neck for 2 minutes so that they only need to order one.....
i lawl'ed :rolllaugh: :eek:
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