Chrysler Owned by devil dogs

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:15 pm

Cerberus buys 80% of Chrysler for 7.4 billion ham salads. Apparently Chrysler wasn't the the good investment that Daimler originally thought. (Gee, who'd a thunk it). Daimler's actually losing money on this deal seeing as they bought Chrysler for 36 billion junior bacon cheeseburgers about nine years ago.

A story

The buyer

chicken n waffles · Post by **chicken n waffles** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:21 pm

welcome to yesterday!

jk. yeah, it sucks, but then again screw chrysler. when's the last time they put out a product remotely worth a crap? they're plagued with endless mechanical and fit-and-finish problems, some of which were remedied by daimler. however, not even they could rescue the fledgling mopar child.

now if we can only get all these 300's off the road.

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:38 pm

chicken n waffles wrote:welcome to yesterday!

Hey I was busy yesterday so I had to sit on a bunch of these stories.

snaab · Post by **snaab** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:50 pm

My friend texted me about it before I had heard, only what his radio was telling him was that SUBARU had bought Chrysler. lol.

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:25 am

when I saw Chuck's headline, I thought the Marines had somehow taken over Chrysler...

Post by **complacent** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:23 am

Mr Kleen wrote:when I saw Chuck's headline, I thought the Marines had somehow taken over Chrysler...

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:34 am

Yes Gabe, the Marines need more PT Cruisers.

chicken n waffles · Post by **chicken n waffles** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:39 am

snaab · Post by **snaab** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:13 pm

Libra Monkee wrote:Yes Gabe, the Marines need more PT Cruisers.

At least the PT-Cruisers won't entrap Marines like the armored Hummers...