You Know You're A Mitsubishi Owner If
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:20 am
You know you're a DSMer if....
>1. You've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic....
>2. You have a garage full of spare engines, just in case....
>3. You've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch....
>4. You bought half of your performance parts at Home Depot.
>5. Your freinds get beat in a race and call you to run the rematch for them.
>6. You only carry a Palm Pilot to log your engine's data.
>7. You know more about the 4G63 engine than some engineers at Mitsubishi.
>8. Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
>9. You look at riced out civics and roll your eyes
>10. A junk yard to you is an upgrade yard.....
>11. Your car consists of parts from more than 10 other DSMs.....
>12. You take offense to the word Riceburner.....
>13. Your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever owned, but still
your favorite......
>14. The UPS guy comes over for a beer on a regular basis
>15. You can launch your oil dip stick 20ft.
>16. Honda owners look at you funny when you say "free mods"
>17. A normal weekend involves removing your transmission 5 times.
>18. Your "grocery getter" is a 12 sec car...
>19. You had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in
front of that Turbo.......
>20. At the Strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk
**** about hondas
>21. You can get your 4cyl to a12.5 second1/4 for $775.
>22. You know what Galant VR4s are
>23. You know that you dont need nitrous to run a 1/4 mile in under 12 seconds
>24. You know about the automatic windshield wipers on 1st Gens
>25. You what an "idle surge" is but can't figure out how to fix it.
>26. "Stock" means that the car has all of the parts it came with, you didn't add a thing, you just dremeled or removed a few, that's all.....
>1. You've ever had to explain crankwalk to a mechanic....
>2. You have a garage full of spare engines, just in case....
>3. You've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch....
>4. You bought half of your performance parts at Home Depot.
>5. Your freinds get beat in a race and call you to run the rematch for them.
>6. You only carry a Palm Pilot to log your engine's data.
>7. You know more about the 4G63 engine than some engineers at Mitsubishi.
>8. Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
>9. You look at riced out civics and roll your eyes
>10. A junk yard to you is an upgrade yard.....
>11. Your car consists of parts from more than 10 other DSMs.....
>12. You take offense to the word Riceburner.....
>13. Your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever owned, but still
your favorite......
>14. The UPS guy comes over for a beer on a regular basis
>15. You can launch your oil dip stick 20ft.
>16. Honda owners look at you funny when you say "free mods"
>17. A normal weekend involves removing your transmission 5 times.
>18. Your "grocery getter" is a 12 sec car...
>19. You had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in
front of that Turbo.......
>20. At the Strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk
**** about hondas
>21. You can get your 4cyl to a12.5 second1/4 for $775.
>22. You know what Galant VR4s are
>23. You know that you dont need nitrous to run a 1/4 mile in under 12 seconds
>24. You know about the automatic windshield wipers on 1st Gens
>25. You what an "idle surge" is but can't figure out how to fix it.
>26. "Stock" means that the car has all of the parts it came with, you didn't add a thing, you just dremeled or removed a few, that's all.....
