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Is Your Child a Computer Hacker?
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:46 am
by Cereb Daithi
Check this out. It starts out normal enough, but as it goes on and on I started laughing harder...and harder... and harder. It is a treasure trove of quotable lines.
Enjoy.
Clicky
My personal favorite is
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
along with
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:33 pm
by zaxrex
Sounds like a scare tactic from the computer/spftware folks to keep themselves in business.
If your kids play Quake, they are going to shoot someone with a gun. Not a sermon, just a reminder.
Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 1:07 pm
by schvin
classic

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:18 am
by Sabre
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours.

Good stuffzzz
Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:52 am
by Libra Monkee
Not from this page but still funneh.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:16 pm
by Cereb Daithi
if they say that is just the next step in computer hacking and who knows how long that was ago... in this day and age where are we? let's see. by now they should be able to make our laptops go thermo-nuclear. oh noes! i love articles like that.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:13 am
by Mr Kleen
we have some users here that seem to have the same skills at turning PCs into bombs...

Re: Is Your Child a Computer Hacker?
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:53 am
by sirwilliam
Cereb Daithi wrote:Check this out. It starts out normal enough, but as it goes on and on I started laughing harder...and harder... and harder. It is a treasure trove of quotable lines.
Enjoy.
Clicky
My personal favorite is
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
along with
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips
That link is hilarious.
