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quotes in email signatures?

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:32 pm
by Mr Kleen
so I have to ask, what sort of person signs off each email with a quote of their own? we have a customer (user :roll: ) here at work that attaches a quote as part of his signature that he attributes to himself.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

/endrant

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:49 pm
by chicken n waffles
i used to work with a guy in the DoD who had "and that's the way it is" in his signature. i always wanted to cut his face off and firebomb his house, you know, because that's the way it is.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:17 pm
by Mr Kleen
LOL

thanks for the laugh, I needed it today...

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:57 pm
by snaab
chicken n waffles wrote:i used to work with a guy in the DoD who had "and that's the way it is" in his signature. i always wanted to cut his face off and firebomb his house, you know, because that's the way it is.

:lol: Yes. I can always count on you for humor.


@Mr.Kleen, it is indeed incredibly tacky to attribute something to yourself. How do people think that quotes from "anonymous" came about? It's the polite way to do it!

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:26 am
by Mr Kleen
it's not even a good quote... :screwy:

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:58 am
by Cereb Daithi
"..and then i said, "hey! that's not corned beef!" - anonymous
?

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:07 am
by WRXWagon2112
^^ :lol2: :looser:

--Alan

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:12 am
by sirwilliam
"Where's the beef?"

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:41 am
by hotsam
Some guy here has that stupid crying bald eagle picture in his signature.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:30 pm
by complacent
I think any Outlook stationary should be grounds for a public flogging or caning...

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:25 pm
by Libra Monkee
complacent wrote:I think any Outlook stationary should be grounds for a public flogging or caning...
:plusone:
I can't stand it when use that crap. The notebook coils or the flowers and birds and scheisse. I don't need any of that garbage, just send the damn email. Also, I hate it when they have pictures and smiles flying around their signatures. These people need to be dragged into the street, beaten with heavy mining equipment, and left bleeding in the moonlight.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:36 pm
by Mr Kleen
he isn't using stationary, just a signature with a bad quote that he attributes to himself.

fortunately nobody here (that I've seen so far...) uses stationary.

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:20 pm
by chicken n waffles
stationery, as well as 3MB gifs (company logo, etc) in a signature should = instant revocation of computer, domain account, testicles

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:25 pm
by WRXWagon2112
Perhaps I should count my blessings - the Navy recently forced all e-mail to be text only.

Of course, this doesn't prevent people from putting lame quotes in their signature. (I'm trying to keep your threads on-topic, Gabe)

--Alan

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:35 pm
by Mr Kleen
WRXWagon2112 wrote: (I'm trying to keep your threads on-topic, Gabe)
don'worry'boud'it
hell, I never do! :hijack:

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:51 pm
by complacent
Yar... sorry aboot dat. :oops: Was *slightly* broadening the gripe to include stationary.


and... did someone mention pirates?