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Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:26 pm**

since i know a decent number of you all now, i've been authorized to grant you membership to the beer team, occasionally referred to as the beer squadron, beer clan, fraternal order of beer. the beer team takes their role in society very seriously. do not underestimate what it means to be a charter member of the beer team. a privledge has been bestowed upon you. carry your beer team membership as if it were a badge of honor.

the beer team is a secret society, so secret that if we're overheard discussing the beer team agenda in a public area, ninjas will jump out of the walls and kill everyone in the room. we have no secret handshake, no secret question, no secret password. we are just that mysterious. in fact, you may pass fellow team members on the street every day and not know it. you'll never know it. once you're granted membership, you can never resign your membership. there are no dues, but there is no way out. branded for life.

tonight's meeting will take place at an as of yet undetermined location in old town alexandria. this is short notice, mainly due to laziness, i mean necessity... we can't give the enemy too much lead time on our whereabouts. i will post exact times and coordinates later this morning.

welcome, brothers, to the beer team. you are now part of something greater than yourself. do not discuss the beer team with your friends and family, for you would only serve to endanger those you hold dear to your heart. such a paradox.... to be part of such an exclusive club that nobody outside of the brotherhood will ever know.

i'd better get moving. they're watching.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:54 pm**

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:27 pm**

my friend whitney mentioned that a new irish pub opened where bullfeathers used to be (daniel o'connel's or something?). perhaps we should have the team conduct some recon work.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:34 pm**

Black team will take point on this one. llzf.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:39 pm**

^^^ Sounds great... but....

Today is a very sad day for me, for <gasp> I do not drink beer </gasp>. I am shamed and will disallow any knowledge of said team to be spread from my lips.

Can't we all just get along?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:44 pm**

sabre wrote:spread from my lips.

OK WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!@#?@1

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:50 pm**

sabre wrote:^^^ Sounds great... but....

Today is a very sad day for me, for <gasp> I do not drink beer </gasp>. I am shamed and will disallow any knowledge of said team to be spread from my lips.

Can't we all just get along?

Julian, I was like that for a while, but now i have seen the light!!!

hmm i might make it down tonight, its going to be a very early morning.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:52 pm**

sounds like an all-nighter is in store for you!

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:02 pm**

don't be so hard on our prepubescent president. soon he'll be shaving and he'll come around to the wonders of BEER.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:08 pm**

chicken n waffles wrote:sounds like an all-nighter is in store for you!

no, i cant come to the event with a hangover... lol

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:09 pm**

Mr Kleen wrote:hard on

OMG THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:18 pm**

Mr Kleen wrote:don't be so hard on our prepubescent president. soon he'll be shaving and he'll come around to the wonders of BEER.

THANKS GABE! I had a nasty comment... but I'll save it for tonight

chicken n waffles wrote:
Mr Kleen wrote:hard on
OMG THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Man, someone's getting feisty since he has to use the stranger!

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:28 pm**

i prefer the glass bottom boat

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:39 pm**

chicken n waffles wrote: welcome, brothers, to the beer team.

What if you are female and don't drink beer?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:47 pm**

Katya4me wrote:
chicken n waffles wrote: welcome, brothers, to the beer team.
What if you are female and don't drink beer?

ask Julian.

sorry, couldn't resist. Julian, I'll buy you a DRINK tonight to make up for it.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:11 pm**

Katya4me wrote:
chicken n waffles wrote: welcome, brothers, to the beer team.
What if you are female and don't drink beer?

all are welcome.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:58 pm**

chicken n waffles wrote:
Katya4me wrote:
chicken n waffles wrote: welcome, brothers, to the beer team.
What if you are female and don't drink beer?
all are welcome.

Yay, I'll keep it to myself. No

and if I hear anyone else talking about it, I'll

them, cool?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:04 pm**

Katya4me wrote:
Yay, I'll keep it to myself. No and if I hear anyone else talking about it, I'll them, cool?

once again I ask WHERE CAN I FIND WOMEN LIKE THIS!!!

really!!! I must be looking in the wrong places....

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:28 pm**

Gee, THANKS Gabe... and I'll take that fine alcoholic beverage of my choice off your hands

If anyone wants to ride together, feel free to come by my place (probably around 7:30). Speaking of which... are we meeting up at 8/9PM?

BTW, should I even ask what the hell a glass bottom boat is?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:31 pm**

sabre wrote:
BTW, should I even ask what the hell a glass bottom boat is?

whatever it is, it cant be worse than the "seven seas"

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:37 pm**

sabre wrote:If anyone wants to ride together, feel free to come by my place (probably around 7:30). Speaking of which... are we meeting up at 8/9PM?

BTW, should I even ask what the hell a glass bottom boat is?

I won't be out and about until 8:30 or 9. I guess I'll have to cab it because I plan on having more to drink than is legal to drive.

wasn't there a Primus song about the "plate glass special" a while back? maybe it's similar...

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:44 pm**

1. glass bottom boat link send redefine 48 up, 19 down

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier faceShut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

Can't find the Seven Sea's....

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:51 pm**

sabre wrote:1. glass bottom boat link send redefine 48 up, 19 down

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier faceShut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

Can't find the Seven Sea's....

I'm, um, a, busy tonight. I have to clean my phone cords. yeah. so, um... I can't make it. maybe next time...

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:58 pm**

sabre wrote:
Can't find the Seven Sea's....

its a shot... well more like a tripple shot.. its made from the first 7 bottles the bartender sees...

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm**

spazegun2213 wrote:
sabre wrote:
Can't find the Seven Sea's....
its a shot... well more like a tripple shot.. its made from the first 7 bottles the bartender sees...

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