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Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:27 am
by HappyIdiot
Jalopnik wrote:The Nürburgring remained closed for a few hours this morning while crews worked to remove a gigantic white graffiti penis from the track. Seriously. This is a thing that happened.
'Ring fansite Bridge to Gantry first reported the news this morning, which is sure to come as a disappointment because today is the first day of nice weather at the track. Graffiti is a common occurrence at the track — drivers even tagged it with our name once — but this is a bit unusual.
After all, there are dicks on the Nürburgring all the time, but they're usually driving Porsches. ZING!
Jalopnik
If you click on the link, some people have put some funny comments on the picture itself.
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:36 am
by chicken n waffles
How cocky those vandals must be!
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:46 am
by drwrx
That takes balls . . . and paint.
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:24 am
by PGT
reminds me of the one painted on a drawbridge in St Petersburg.....when a ship passed through under the
erected bridge span....LOL.

Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:54 am
by HappyIdiot
drwrx wrote:That takes balls . . . and paint.
That gave me a pretty good laugh.
PGT - that is pretty hilarious too.
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:38 pm
by complacent
while an expensive nuisance, i can appreciate the humor.
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:14 pm
by thermobox
They didn't stop with the donger. It looks as though the graffiti was able to go to completion.
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:58 pm
by ElZorro
wonder why its such a problem (beyond the obvious loss of traction coming out of the corner)
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:19 pm
by Sabre
That's hilarious!
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:30 am
by thermobox
ElZorro wrote:wonder why its such a problem (beyond the obvious loss of traction coming out of the corner)
ditto. Graffiti lines the track. Why is this the "offensive" one?
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:52 am
by PGT
I'd guess that this is a distraction at an inopportune moment around the track. or because penis.
Re: Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:24 pm
by Mr Kleen
Loss of traction was 99% of the reason it was removed. Size is the other 1%. There's lots of "adult" graff at the 'Ring, just not as large.
A real shame, it was the first nice day of the season and this shut down the track for quite a while.