Funny bumper stickers

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:51 am

Katya4me wrote:"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver."

I am totally stealing that.

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:56 am

"Hang up and drive!"

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:32 pm

Seriously. {With a picture of Homestar Runner}

Katya4me · Post by **Katya4me** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:34 am

"Librarians are novel lovers"

"Save the crabs. Then eat them!!!"

Post by **complacent** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:51 am

On a pickemup truck in DC - Don't be a dick.

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:15 pm

Libra Monkee wrote:Saw a couple of plates...

U FAIL

as in "u fail at posting funny bumper stickers"

saw this on Saturday: "Please excuse me, I'm having a bad day. They dropped a house on my sister."

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:23 pm

Mr Kleen wrote:as in "u fail at posting funny bumper stickers"

Hey gimme a break it's Monday. Plus I just found out last night that I owe the gov't a shit ton of money.
Oh joy!

POST MOVED.

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:32 pm

Libra Monkee wrote:Plus I just found out last night that I owe the gov't a shit ton of money.

= (epicpicard) x (sadbanana)

Bluestreak2006 · Post by **Bluestreak2006** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:54 pm

Libra Monkee wrote:"Hang up and drive!"

I have a picture of a women yapping on her cell with this same bumper sticker. " And isn't it ironic, yeah I really do think....."

Katya4me · Post by **Katya4me** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:36 am

Dunno if it exactly fits here, but I saw a tractor-trailer w/ a mudflap that said: "Be a flirt, Lift your shirt."

Post by **ElZorro** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:25 pm

Katya4me wrote:Dunno if it exactly fits here, but I saw a tractor-trailer w/ a mudflap that said: "Be a flirt, Lift your shirt."

If that works I'm changing professions.

Or at least a F-150 + lift kit with mud flaps.

chicken n waffles · Post by **chicken n waffles** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:17 pm

Libra Monkee wrote:Plus I just found out last night that I owe the gov't a shit ton of money.
Oh joy!

Katya4me · Post by **Katya4me** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:32 pm

ElZorro wrote:
Katya4me wrote:Dunno if it exactly fits here, but I saw a tractor-trailer w/ a mudflap that said: "Be a flirt, Lift your shirt."
If that works I'm changing professions. Or at least a F-150 + lift kit with mud flaps.

Maybe....if I was in the passenger seat...and not eating my lunch....and it was above 55* outside.

Post by **ElZorro** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:40 pm

Katya4me wrote:Maybe....if I was in the passenger seat...and not eating my lunch....and it was above 55* outside.

chicken n waffles · Post by **chicken n waffles** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:46 pm

Mr Kleen wrote:Forgive Me, It's Been A Bad Day:
They Dropped A House On My Sister

almost as funny as the last time you posted it on this page

Mr Kleen wrote:
Libra Monkee wrote:Saw a couple of plates...

U FAIL
as in "u fail at posting funny bumper stickers"

saw this on Saturday: "Please excuse me, I'm having a bad day. They dropped a house on my sister."

Post by **Sabre** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:01 pm

ElZorro wrote:
Katya4me wrote:Maybe....if I was in the passenger seat...and not eating my lunch....and it was above 55* outside.

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:19 pm

this was on the back of a van in 5" letters:
"THE PARTY IN HELL HAS BEEN CANCELED DUE TO THE FIRE"

judging by the rest of the Christian paraphernalia on/in the vehicle I don't think this was a funny bumper sticker to the owner.

WRXWagon2112 · Post by **WRXWagon2112** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:27 pm

Bumper sticker had a pentagram and:

"333 Only half evil"

I lol'd.

--Alan

WRXWagon2112 · Post by **WRXWagon2112** » Tue May 13, 2008 10:09 am

Seen yesterday:

"COME TO THE DARK SIDE ... we have cookies"

--Alan

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:02 pm

Eve was Framed

gsx-lex · Post by **gsx-lex** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:50 pm

Had to do it.....................

Mr Kleen · Post by **Mr Kleen** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:47 pm

spotted at Springfield Mall on Saturday morning

the front and other side were covered as well.

I thought about posting this in the license plate thread but there are only 2 plates.

WRXWagon2112 · Post by **WRXWagon2112** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:42 pm

Seen on the front bumper of a dirty Jeep Wrangler with a lift:

H2 Recovery Vehicle

I lol'd.

--Alan

Libra Monkee · Post by **Libra Monkee** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:09 am

Saw this at the meet on Monday.

Don't run in to me.
I'm not 100% sure about my insurance coverage.

Post by **complacent** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:43 am

On the back of an F150: Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers.

DCAWD.com

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