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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:26 pm
by sirwilliam
A few:
-Wish You Were Beer
-Can't Feed 'Em, DON'T BREED 'EM
-SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:06 am
by Libra Monkee
Holy crap! On the way back from Old Town tonight I saw one that said:
"Suck my drunk. I'm dick."
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:19 am
by WANGAN_X
sirwilliam wrote:
-Can't Feed 'Em, DON'T BREED 'EM
-SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
QFT
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:36 am
by complacent
Libra Monkee wrote:Holy crap! On the way back from Old Town tonight I saw one that said:
"Suck my drunk. I'm dick."
Oh wow! I can only imagine the wimmenz flocking to this dude...
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:12 pm
by sirwilliam
WANGAN_X wrote:sirwilliam wrote:
-Can't Feed 'Em, DON'T BREED 'EM
-SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
QFT
QFT? Sorry, I don't know that one.
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:51 pm
by schvin
quoted for truth.
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:25 pm
by Cereb Daithi
also the sound you make when you have a small fart
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:26 am
by WANGAN_X
^wtf?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:07 pm
by Libra Monkee
"Peaple have a right to live, animals don't" ugh Southerners
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:10 pm
by snaab
"you looked better on MySpace"
I'm not sure why you would put that on your car, but whatev
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:31 pm
by HappyIdiot
"I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:08 am
by Sabre
^^^ lol, Sorry Adam, Subaru doesn't make anything larger than the wagon
I saw this today:
"Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehersal."
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:37 pm
by HappyIdiot
I saw one today "I wish I could own a monkey so I could throw poop at your legally"
One of the guys that lives in my apt has "Wild water (rafting company) second to only wild women"
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:51 am
by Sabre
lol, those are great. Reminds me instantly of the trunk monkey ads.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:11 pm
by Cereb Daithi
not exactly a bumper sticker..but I was following a work van with the business name "Well hung windows" on the back
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:29 pm
by Katya4me
I saw 2 on a minivan the other day:
"My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive gas"
"Are you following Jesus this close?"
And later on the side of a company van: Peed Plumbing.

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:29 pm
by Libra Monkee
sabre wrote:lol, those are great. Reminds me instantly of the trunk monkey ads.
I actually have a trunk monkey. Or at least a monkey in my trunk.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:34 am
by Libra Monkee
Saw one that read "My Labrador is smarter than you Honor Student".
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:42 am
by Libra Monkee
"My son is 'Inmate of the Month' and the county penitentiary"
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:31 am
by HappyIdiot
My mom told me about this one
Jan. 20, 2009, the day Bush's reign ends
edit: my bad
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:10 pm
by Mr Kleen
I've seen a few 1/20/09 stickers around...
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:38 pm
by complacent
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:27 pm
by Mr Kleen
yeah, that's what i said...

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:33 pm
by hotsam
"Support Chinese Made Magnetic Ribbons"
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:59 am
by Sabre
Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
Using my turn signal will just reveal my plans to the enemy.
Welcome to America !! Now speak English and carry auto insurance.
Honk if parts fall off!
Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those that get this and those that don't.
Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.
I know...I know...pull over
Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.
If barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I'm not tailgating, I'm just tring to keep my bumper on.
You are driving so close I can see your bald spot.
Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!
I may have PMS, but you're still a dick!!
I hate bumper stickers!
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.
Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Ok, that's just a SMALL taste from
this website 
Enjoy!!!!