Why would anyone need a 700bhp grocery getter?

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Why would anyone need a 700bhp grocery getter?

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To get home before the ice cream defrosts. HARDY HAR HAR! :crazy:

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Now that's what I call a wagon.

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I NEED IT (like I need a vasectomy!)
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We all need one.

I'll take mine in silver thank you.
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Just in case you have to get your freshly-bought groceries back to your house that's 100 miles away asap.



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wow that just might be the ultimate grocery getter :!:
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remove the badges, get wheels that aren't flashy and armor it. 8)
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Mr Kleen wrote:remove the badges, get wheels that aren't flashy and armor it. 8)
Yeah, not big on MTM's flashy wheels that they put on their cars. I want a more stealthy for a dark wagon. Very nice, though.
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legasleeper wrote:I can not has V10TT :x

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/09/15/audi ... n-detroit/
:cry: RS5 is nice but it is no RS6 AVANT.
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