Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring

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Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring

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Jalopnik wrote:The Nürburgring remained closed for a few hours this morning while crews worked to remove a gigantic white graffiti penis from the track. Seriously. This is a thing that happened.

'Ring fansite Bridge to Gantry first reported the news this morning, which is sure to come as a disappointment because today is the first day of nice weather at the track. Graffiti is a common occurrence at the track — drivers even tagged it with our name once — but this is a bit unusual.

After all, there are dicks on the Nürburgring all the time, but they're usually driving Porsches. ZING!
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If you click on the link, some people have put some funny comments on the picture itself.
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How cocky those vandals must be!
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That takes balls . . . and paint.
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reminds me of the one painted on a drawbridge in St Petersburg.....when a ship passed through under the erected bridge span....LOL.

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drwrx wrote:That takes balls . . . and paint.
That gave me a pretty good laugh.

PGT - that is pretty hilarious too.
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while an expensive nuisance, i can appreciate the humor.
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They didn't stop with the donger. It looks as though the graffiti was able to go to completion.
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wonder why its such a problem (beyond the obvious loss of traction coming out of the corner)
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That's hilarious!
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ElZorro wrote:wonder why its such a problem (beyond the obvious loss of traction coming out of the corner)
ditto. Graffiti lines the track. Why is this the "offensive" one?
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I'd guess that this is a distraction at an inopportune moment around the track. or because penis.
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Loss of traction was 99% of the reason it was removed. Size is the other 1%. There's lots of "adult" graff at the 'Ring, just not as large.

A real shame, it was the first nice day of the season and this shut down the track for quite a while.
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