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Sticker: This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Vehicle: Teal Escort coupe w/ diplomatic plates.
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Katya4me wrote:Vehicle: Teal Escort coupe w/ diplomatic plates.
:plusone: wtf is up with dips driving hunks of junk?? I know you don't have to be the ambassador to obtain the plates, but you are far from the poor house!
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snaab wrote:
Katya4me wrote:Vehicle: Teal Escort coupe w/ diplomatic plates.
:plusone: wtf is up with dips driving hunks of junk?? I know you don't have to be the ambassador to obtain the plates, but you are far from the poor house!
Keep in mind that the au-pair who does the laundry and hauls the family trash also gets dip tags...


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Each year, different embassies are part of an embassy tour. I went on the tour a couple years ago.

Denmark = very nice embassy
Mali = sh*t-hole townhouse that was falling apart

Moral of the story: poor countries don't or won't fund their embassies well. Maybe the ambassador is on the "outs" with the dictator or the ruling party would rather funnel money into their own pockets.

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"Don't put my flag [American Flag] on your foreign truck" - late model Ford F150 Crew Cab
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I saw this one yesterday.

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:lol2: :fart:
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Both on the same Ford.

At least I can
STILL SMOKE
in my own car.


CAUTION:
This car may wreck
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"Yea dude, I rock"

This wasn't a bumper sticker, but they weren't required to have a front license plate so instead they had a sign that said
"Go ahead and him me, I need the money"
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Wasn't a bumper sticker.. more of a side decal. But it was laugh-worthy

Dodge stratus... in huge letters along the side it proudly displayed "Stratusphere"
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Silly Boys...Jeeps are for Girls
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"Republicans for Voldemort!"
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Mediators do it until everyone is satisfied. :)
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Katya4me wrote:Mediators do it until everyone is satisfied. :)
LOL, that one's fantastic!
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Not quite a bumper sticker....
Picture a F350 type truck w/ the tractor-trailer style exhaust smoke stacks behind the cab.
Window banner said: "The smell of diesel smoke makes me horny"
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A friend saw an orange Aztek with the sticker: "The Short Bus"


soooo fitting.
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Truck with "Buy a truck, fat girls can't jump" on it :lol:
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Sabre wrote:Truck with "Buy a truck, fat girls can't jump" on it :lol:
Ouch!

i chuckled...
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On one car:

Voldemort/Cheney in '08
and
"At least with Vietnam, Bush had an exit strategy"

And this morning:
"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver."
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