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:lol: That makes it all the more funnier!
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Katya4me wrote: Yep, blonde dude who drove an SRT-4.
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Oh, those cheeky Germans.
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NFOSEC

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Almost as bad as the one I saw on Andrews AFB many many moons ago.

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I loved 3DESXP and XHAKR.... sadly, both from my company :roll:
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Now that is a bumper sticker.
The previous two are more like license plate offerings.
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@zaxrex Yeah I know mine made it to the wrong thread. But it was YOUR post that threw me off.
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Haha, you got thrown off by ASSPAT.
OK, since that technically wasn't a bumper sticker, I will redeem myself by bringing your attention to the remnants of the "I HEART Mullets" sticker on the bottom of the bumper.
There was no way I could capture both without incorporating the plate.

Please tell me the plate doesn't mean something that went over my head, that would just be sad.
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"Retired U.S. Army"
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lol, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed....
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Sabre wrote:lol, Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed....
gay men have far better taste than that...
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Good point!
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Saw this collection at Montgomery College a week or so ago.
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lol, I'm surprised that made it through the sensors!
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I couldn't get a picture and my memory's a little fuzzy but it said exactly this:
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Spotted this at Hard Times last night:
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Great stickers :)
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saw this a little while ago walking to the stage at red rocks. i chortled.
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full of lolz
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LOVE it!
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