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Funny bumper stickers
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:33 pm
by Sabre
Ok all, this is the place to post up all the funny bumper stickers you see!
Mine so far:
The only Bush I trust is my own
All my toys are electric (Seen on a Prius by Jason)
Frodo Failed - Bush has the ring
Horn broken, watch for finger
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:12 pm
by zaxrex
What are we all doing in this handbasket, and where are we going?
Bullets: Which is better, one in the hand, or two in Bush?
You must not have bought the turn signal option...
Caution, pedesrtians slippery when wet.
Left lane, right pedal
Jesus may love you but you are pissing everybody down here off
Gun control means using both hands
My other car is a piece of crap like (mylar square reflecting car behind it)
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:21 pm
by Sabre
Nice additions! I like the last one
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:29 pm
by Mr Kleen
visualize whirled peas
eschew obsfucation (one of my personal favorites, all time)
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:41 am
by chicken n waffles
honk if you've never seen an ak-47 fired from a car window
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:49 am
by ElZorro
Be kind to dragons... because you are tender and taste good with ketchup.
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:35 am
by WRXWagon2112
"My gamer fragged your honor student."
--Alan
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:32 am
by complacent
Seen on a Mustang (driven by a wapce): If you're riding my ass, you'd better be pulling my hair.
priceless.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 12:26 am
by Sabre
LOVE IT
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:36 am
by Mr Kleen
Nobody Died When Clinton Lied
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:07 am
by Libra Monkee
Keep on honking. I'm reloading.
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:05 pm
by Katya4me
Seen this morning on a Matrix:
FSM sticker
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:35 am
by Cereb Daithi
"If you can read this, I could slam on my brakes and sue you"
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:16 pm
by WRXWagon2112
Seen on a Prius:
"Eat my voltage."
--Alan
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:02 pm
by Mr Kleen
spotted on an old Volvo station waggon:
"He's your God
They're your rules
YOU go to Hell"
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:15 am
by Libra Monkee
Hot chick driving an F-250 in Hawaii (yeah I know I'm kinda late) anyhow the sticker said:
"Silly boys, trucks are for girls"
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:50 am
by Mr Kleen
on a new Mini in Adam's Morgan: "Make Levies, Not War"
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:23 am
by Cereb Daithi
this is an old one that i see all the time... but it was what i saw it ON that made me laugh...
beat up old minivan with the sticker "i'm not speeding. im qualifying"
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:08 pm
by Mr Kleen
WTF?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:38 pm
by WRXWagon2112
Mr Kleen wrote:WTF?
This is a little confusing.
Or are you saying you saw a bumper sticket with that on it?
--Alan
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:42 pm
by Mr Kleen
WRXWagon2112 wrote:Or are you saying you saw a bumper sticket with that on it?
--Alan
this
is the Funny Bumper Sticker thread, no?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:01 pm
by complacent
You guys are Losing me on this one...
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:10 pm
by chicken n waffles
my name is chicken n Waffles
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:26 pm
by Sabre
This has to be some of the Worst posT whoring I have seen in awhile... People must be bored... but tomorrow is Friday!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:13 pm
by chicken n waffles
