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Katya4me wrote:"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver."
I am totally stealing that. 8)
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"Hang up and drive!"
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Seriously. {With a picture of Homestar Runner}
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"Librarians are novel lovers"

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Libra Monkee wrote:Saw a couple of plates...

U FAIL
as in "u fail at posting funny bumper stickers" :?: :wink: :lol:

saw this on Saturday: "Please excuse me, I'm having a bad day. They dropped a house on my sister."
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Mr Kleen wrote:as in "u fail at posting funny bumper stickers" :?: :wink: :lol:
Hey gimme a break it's Monday. Plus I just found out last night that I owe the gov't a shit ton of money.
Oh joy! :D



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Libra Monkee wrote:Plus I just found out last night that I owe the gov't a shit ton of money.
= (epicpicard) x (sadbanana)
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Libra Monkee wrote:"Hang up and drive!"
I have a picture of a women yapping on her cell with this same bumper sticker. " And isn't it ironic, yeah I really do think....."
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Dunno if it exactly fits here, but I saw a tractor-trailer w/ a mudflap that said: "Be a flirt, Lift your shirt." :)
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Katya4me wrote:Dunno if it exactly fits here, but I saw a tractor-trailer w/ a mudflap that said: "Be a flirt, Lift your shirt." :)
If that works I'm changing professions. :) Or at least a F-150 + lift kit with mud flaps. :)
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Libra Monkee wrote:Plus I just found out last night that I owe the gov't a shit ton of money.
Oh joy! :D
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ElZorro wrote:
Katya4me wrote:Dunno if it exactly fits here, but I saw a tractor-trailer w/ a mudflap that said: "Be a flirt, Lift your shirt." :)
If that works I'm changing professions. :) Or at least a F-150 + lift kit with mud flaps. :)
Maybe....if I was in the passenger seat...and not eating my lunch....and it was above 55* outside. :D
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Katya4me wrote:Maybe....if I was in the passenger seat...and not eating my lunch....and it was above 55* outside. :D
:shock:
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Mr Kleen wrote:Forgive Me, It's Been A Bad Day:
They Dropped A House On My Sister
almost as funny as the last time you posted it on this page
Mr Kleen wrote:
Libra Monkee wrote:Saw a couple of plates...

U FAIL
as in "u fail at posting funny bumper stickers" :?: :wink: :lol:

saw this on Saturday: "Please excuse me, I'm having a bad day. They dropped a house on my sister."
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ElZorro wrote:
Katya4me wrote:Maybe....if I was in the passenger seat...and not eating my lunch....and it was above 55* outside. :D
:shock:
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this was on the back of a van in 5" letters:
"THE PARTY IN HELL HAS BEEN CANCELED DUE TO THE FIRE"

judging by the rest of the Christian paraphernalia on/in the vehicle I don't think this was a funny bumper sticker to the owner.
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Bumper sticker had a pentagram and:

"333 Only half evil"

I lol'd.

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Seen yesterday:

"COME TO THE DARK SIDE ... we have cookies"

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Eve was Framed
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Had to do it.....................


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spotted at Springfield Mall on Saturday morning
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the front and other side were covered as well.

I thought about posting this in the license plate thread but there are only 2 plates. :rolllaugh:
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Seen on the front bumper of a dirty Jeep Wrangler with a lift:

H2 Recovery Vehicle

I lol'd.

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Saw this at the meet on Monday.

Don't run in to me.
I'm not 100% sure about my insurance coverage.
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On the back of an F150: Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers.

:leaving: :on2me:
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