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A few:

-Wish You Were Beer
-Can't Feed 'Em, DON'T BREED 'EM
-SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
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Holy crap! On the way back from Old Town tonight I saw one that said:

"Suck my drunk. I'm dick."
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sirwilliam wrote: -Can't Feed 'Em, DON'T BREED 'EM
-SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
QFT
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Libra Monkee wrote:Holy crap! On the way back from Old Town tonight I saw one that said:

"Suck my drunk. I'm dick."
Oh wow! I can only imagine the wimmenz flocking to this dude...
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WANGAN_X wrote:
sirwilliam wrote: -Can't Feed 'Em, DON'T BREED 'EM
-SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
QFT
QFT? Sorry, I don't know that one.
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quoted for truth.
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also the sound you make when you have a small fart
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^wtf?
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"Peaple have a right to live, animals don't" ugh Southerners
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"you looked better on MySpace"

I'm not sure why you would put that on your car, but whatev
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^^^ lol, Sorry Adam, Subaru doesn't make anything larger than the wagon ;)

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I saw one today "I wish I could own a monkey so I could throw poop at your legally"
One of the guys that lives in my apt has "Wild water (rafting company) second to only wild women"
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lol, those are great. Reminds me instantly of the trunk monkey ads.
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not exactly a bumper sticker..but I was following a work van with the business name "Well hung windows" on the back
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I saw 2 on a minivan the other day:
"My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive gas"
"Are you following Jesus this close?"

And later on the side of a company van: Peed Plumbing. :)
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sabre wrote:lol, those are great. Reminds me instantly of the trunk monkey ads.
I actually have a trunk monkey. Or at least a monkey in my trunk.
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Saw one that read "My Labrador is smarter than you Honor Student".
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"My son is 'Inmate of the Month' and the county penitentiary"
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My mom told me about this one

Jan. 20, 2009, the day Bush's reign ends

edit: my bad
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I've seen a few 1/20/09 stickers around...
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Did you mean 01.20.09?
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complacent wrote:Did you mean 01.20.09?
yeah, that's what i said...
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Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.

Using my turn signal will just reveal my plans to the enemy.

Welcome to America !! Now speak English and carry auto insurance.

Honk if parts fall off!

Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those that get this and those that don't.

Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.

I know...I know...pull over

Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.

If barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I'm not tailgating, I'm just tring to keep my bumper on.

You are driving so close I can see your bald spot.

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

I may have PMS, but you're still a dick!!

I hate bumper stickers!

There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.

Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.

Keep honking, I am reloading!

Ok, that's just a SMALL taste from this website :) Enjoy!!!!
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