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Funny bumper stickers

Post by Sabre » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:33 pm

Ok all, this is the place to post up all the funny bumper stickers you see!

Mine so far:
The only Bush I trust is my own
All my toys are electric (Seen on a Prius by Jason)
Frodo Failed - Bush has the ring
Horn broken, watch for finger
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1990 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.

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Post by zaxrex » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:12 pm

What are we all doing in this handbasket, and where are we going?

Bullets: Which is better, one in the hand, or two in Bush?

You must not have bought the turn signal option...

Caution, pedesrtians slippery when wet.

Left lane, right pedal

Jesus may love you but you are pissing everybody down here off

Gun control means using both hands

My other car is a piece of crap like (mylar square reflecting car behind it)
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears

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Post by Sabre » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:21 pm

Nice additions! I like the last one :)
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1990 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.

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Post by Mr Kleen » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:29 pm

visualize whirled peas

eschew obsfucation (one of my personal favorites, all time)

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Post by chicken n waffles » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:41 am

honk if you've never seen an ak-47 fired from a car window
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Post by ElZorro » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:49 am

Be kind to dragons... because you are tender and taste good with ketchup.
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Post by WRXWagon2112 » Wed May 03, 2006 6:35 am

"My gamer fragged your honor student."

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Post by complacent » Wed May 03, 2006 9:32 am

Seen on a Mustang (driven by a wapce): If you're riding my ass, you'd better be pulling my hair.


priceless.
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Post by Sabre » Thu May 04, 2006 12:26 am

:shock: LOVE IT
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Post by Mr Kleen » Thu May 04, 2006 9:36 am

Nobody Died When Clinton Lied

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Post by Libra Monkee » Thu May 04, 2006 10:07 am

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Post by Katya4me » Thu May 18, 2006 3:05 pm

Seen this morning on a Matrix:
FSM sticker :D

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Post by Cereb Daithi » Fri May 19, 2006 9:35 am

"If you can read this, I could slam on my brakes and sue you"

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Post by WRXWagon2112 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:16 pm

Seen on a Prius:

"Eat my voltage."

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Post by Mr Kleen » Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:02 pm

spotted on an old Volvo station waggon:

"He's your God
They're your rules
YOU go to Hell"
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Post by Libra Monkee » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:15 am

Hot chick driving an F-250 in Hawaii (yeah I know I'm kinda late) anyhow the sticker said:
"Silly boys, trucks are for girls"
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Post by Mr Kleen » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:50 am

on a new Mini in Adam's Morgan: "Make Levies, Not War"

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Post by Cereb Daithi » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:23 am

this is an old one that i see all the time... but it was what i saw it ON that made me laugh...

beat up old minivan with the sticker "i'm not speeding. im qualifying"

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Post by Mr Kleen » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:08 pm

WTF?
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Post by WRXWagon2112 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:38 pm

Mr Kleen wrote:WTF?
This is a little confusing.

Or are you saying you saw a bumper sticket with that on it?

--Alan

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Post by Mr Kleen » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:42 pm

WRXWagon2112 wrote:Or are you saying you saw a bumper sticket with that on it?

--Alan
this is the Funny Bumper Sticker thread, no? :wink:

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Post by complacent » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:01 pm

You guys are Losing me on this one...
colin

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i <3 teh 00ntz

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Post by chicken n waffles » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:10 pm

my name is chicken n Waffles
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Post by Sabre » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:26 pm

This has to be some of the Worst posT whoring I have seen in awhile... People must be bored... but tomorrow is Friday!
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Post by chicken n waffles » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:13 pm

:postwhore:
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